honted:

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this is literally the entire sum of democrat theory and praxis its literally mind numbing like i feel like lead poisoning has to be a part of this

tagged: #every 4 years 

ceasarslegion:

Being the only guy who works in a beauty store is fucking hilarious sometimes. Im the only one who can sell our shitty beard shampoo and a not insignificant amount of our customers think im untrustworthy. According to my coworkers i use every mens product we have so they can get dudes to buy a shaving cream. Trying to explain to people that theres no difference between “men’s” and “women’s” products is like talking to a brick wall. Ive had multiple women get angry with me for sampling them out one of our “men’s” moisturizers when they specifically said they wanted a mattifying one to control oil and that’s the best one we have for those two things. I still think about the guy who came in asking if we had “masks for men.” I contemplate ending it all every time someone returns a completely unused product that they absolutely refuse to try just because it either says or doesnt say “for men” on it. 90% of the time its the perfect product for them. I had a lady who was willing to buy a worse product for her needs that was more expensive just so it wouldnt say it was for men. Are you ever tired? Are you ever exhausted? These are the same kinds of people who say that im the one whos obsessed with gendering everything because im trans.

theiliad:

question. do you believe in ghosts?

yes

no

making this one binary. no ghost agnosticism allowed. but explain the nuances in the tags if you want.

goatwithaplan:

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Guys the spam messages are getting kinda good almost fell for this one

paradoxolotl:

oysterdrinker:

mutuals do this!!!!

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Reblog to pass around warm bread and soup

bapouro:

medievaljournalist:

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i heard they are putting rat venom in this shit

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kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

*jigsaw voice* hello lock picking lawyer. you’ve made a name for yourself showing people how to break the law. but today it is you that will be- hey. HEY. KNOCK THAT OFF

tagged: #fav 

armengoldira:

Bill Braun creates paintings that look like construction paper!

lurlur:

dailypattondoodle:

illegallyblondethemusical:

illegallyblondethemusical:

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

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okay

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these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction

Oh.

OH

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

tagged: #add